Toilet Trained...

Someone was nasty to me on FB...so instead of my usual bullshit...I wrote a giant essay...covering all my fuck off points, beat by beat, saved it, posted it off into the ether, and felt all better without having to go all Charlie Bronson on anyone.

Simple as that.

Like taking a big poo, really...except I flushed it, instead of leaving it on someone's doorstep.


(If someone really upsets me...then I guess I can always go to their house and leave an ACTUAL poo. That's what real life is for; when the shit gets real...)